When it comes to Steal a Brainrot, few secrets have sparked as much curiosity as Los Matteos, a unique and bizarre creation that first appeared on August 15, 2025. As a Secret-tier Brainrot, Los Matteos immediately became a symbol of dedication and discovery — not just for its high cost and production value, but for the strange ritual required to summon it.
Appearance and Design
Los Matteos stands out visually among other Brainrots. It consists of three small, baby-like Matteos — the middle one calmly sucking a pacifier, the left one frowning, and the right one smiling while holding another pacifier. The trio emits glowing, particle-based effects that give them a radiant aura. Interestingly, their glasses differ from the original Matteo’s — instead of the signature sunglasses, these miniatures wear regular glasses, suggesting a more innocent, comical variant of the classic character.
This clever design symbolizes “youthful chaos,” tying back to the meme-like humor that defines much of Steal a Brainrot’s creative tone.
Stats and Gameplay Value
- Rarity: Secret
- Cost: $100M
- Income: $300K/s
- Gender: Male(s)
- Obtain Method: Matteo ritual (event-based)
With an income of $300,000 per second, Los Matteos provides one of the best profit-to-rarity ratios in the game. While not as accessible as Mythical-tier Brainrots, it offers tremendous long-term value for high-level players. The $100M cost may sound steep, but its return rate makes it an excellent investment for players who have already established a strong income base.
The Matteo Ritual: How to Summon Los Matteos
Obtaining Los Matteos isn’t a simple purchase — it requires coordination, precision, and a bit of mystery. The Matteo ritual is one of the most unusual events in Steal a Brainrot.
Here’s how it works:
- Gather three Matteos. Each must be controlled by a different player.
- Stack them vertically. Players form a tower by standing on each other’s heads while holding their Matteos. This can be done anywhere in the map.
- Trigger the energy. If done correctly, green glowing orbs will appear, followed by the emergence of a large mystical tree.
- The Matteo’s Hat event begins. This limited event lasts two minutes, during which the ritual completes.
- Los Matteos is summoned. At the end of the event, the three Matteos merge to form Los Matteos, who becomes permanently added to your Brainrot collection.
This ritual blends teamwork and timing — a recurring theme in the game’s higher-tier unlocks — making Los Matteos a reward for both skill and community collaboration.
For players who prefer collecting instead of summoning, the Steal a Brainrot Store remains a reliable place to expand your lineup quickly. While Los Matteos can’t be directly bought, exploring the store helps you gather the Matteos needed for the ritual faster. It’s the perfect balance between gameplay effort and smart resource management.
Strategic Value
While some players chase Mythical or Godly-tier units for prestige, Los Matteos is more about balance — offering elite income generation with a creative unlock mechanic. It’s also a great showcase piece; its bright, playful design and event-based origin make it one of the most screenshot-worthy Brainrots.
For efficiency-focused players, Los Matteos can serve as a steady backbone in your money farm setup, bridging the gap between late-game investments and the ultra-expensive Godly-tier units.
Los Matteos perfectly captures what makes Steal a Brainrot special — absurd humor mixed with clever gameplay systems. Between its ritual-based unlock method, unique triple-character design, and powerful earnings, it’s a must-have for collectors and late-game players alike. Whether you’re summoning it for efficiency or simply for the spectacle, Los Matteos stands as one of the game’s most distinctive achievements.
